It’s the perfect ensemble to invite the gals to a daytime cooking class where the dress code is “Italian Street Fashion,” which she describes as “simple and chic,” two words that have zero actual meaning in the Mary Cosby Logic Universe. Speaking of which, Mary’s back in the closet, sporting a denim Gucci beret and a scarf from Hudson News at the Indianapolis Regional Airport.

I’d go so far as to say at this point, Mary’s soul is entirely composed of the ghost of her grandmother, a word salad of scripture cherry-picked for maximum weaponization, and whatever sins were committed in the House of Gucci makeup/wardrobe/accent/wig departments. She not only watched the House of Gucci trailer but is now using it as the cornerstone of her personality. Here I was assuming she hasn’t dipped into pop culture since 1982, but y’all, the evidence is there. But the real jaw-dropper is that Mary Cosby watches movie trailers. And yeah, of course, we find out Justin Rose is a solid B- pole dancer. Sure, we get to see more Jen-on-the-run bus footage. Whew, this episode was an hour and five minutes (sans commercials) of revelation.

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